Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
me getting ready to fuck your bitch.
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYYYIIINNNGGGGG
I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA That poor guy who has to deal with this. XD
My favorite is the t rex